Donald's Delinquent Domains
CNN reported just moments ago that Donald Trump's company has recently purchased hundreds of domains that may in fact be used against him during his presidency. That is a ton of domains, especially with all of the less common yet upwardly trending domain extensions other than .com---such as .club, .org, .life, .tv, .etc. Being the upstanding comedic citizen that I am, and my experience with purchasing and managing dozens of company domains over the past few years as both an Artist Manager and Social Media Manager for artists and entertainment companies as well as countless years of not giving a fuck, making fun of everything that walks (and cannot), I thought I might utilize these skills to assist the United States Government at whatever creative literary capacity I may have.
Although I am sure that President Trump hired the best of the best hundred person team, ranging from publicists to coders, there are a few domains that may have been overlooked, for I personally was not officially selected for that wwwitch hunt.
inlikeflynn.club
uspresidentawol.yup
picodetrumpo.mex
dumpatrump.poo
911trumptower.us
youmrpresidentarefired.tv
toupéewavesproudly.idk
frumpytrumpy.net
thewhitehouse.casa
impeachingthepresident.tips
iwantintotheus.band
makeamericahateagain.life
apprehendtheapprentice.ent
teachyourkidstoclimb.wal
presidentialdickpics.tiny
trumpgavemealump.org
complainaboutthepresident.allthetime
stumptrump.edu
donaldduckwouldbeabetterpresident.toon
ivonkanewpresident.now
Feel free to comment about your favorites below or create some new gems. Remember fartists, this is a creative space.