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Useless Fact Friday

Google, Wikipedia, random Facebook list links with 100 pop ups: we love them. I like to consider myself one hell of a nutjob, so I figure unnecessary information that I find interesting, must be in a category in and of itself. And, if there are any whackos like myself in existence, I suppose you might find these seemingly useless facts I am fascinated by, useful as well. Lo and behold a new weekly blog article from The Anal Artist for those artistic minds who are anal about their nonsense.

Spit or swallow? Well, it doesn't matter if you 'ingest' it via your vagina, you mouth, or your anus, the benefits of 'swallowing,' semen are the same. However let us not forget the not always so welcoming effects, like heterosexual intercourse can allow for pregnancy and vaginally, orally, and anally 'swallowed,' or deposited rather, ejaculation can allow the contraction STDs. The non-baby and non-disease effects differ only in that they take action faster vaginally and anally than via oral digestion. Semen has been clinically proven to decrease depression in women. Additionally, it also contains naturally occurring melatonin, which regulates our circadian rhythm [sleep wake cycle] and contains over 200 proteins and a plethora of vitamins and minerals including zinc, calcium, potassium, zinc, vitamin C, and vitamin B12. So unless you're in a committed relationship [where you and your partner[s] have been tested prior] and on birth control [if you're having heterosexual intercourse], you better spit that shit out and wear a rubber, or you could be looking at HIV and a screaming baby to cry about it with.

St. Patrick's Day is held every year on March 17th, the death date of Saint Patrick who lived circa 385–461A.D. It is a celebration of both Saint Patrick, and, with him, Christianity in Ireland. So let's all wear green, get drunk, and fight each other, but only if you are Irish. Oh and P.S., I am Irish.

The female hyena has a clitoris that protrudes up to seven inches when erect. It is through this 'penis-looking' clitoris that the female receives a male for sexual intercourse, urinates, and gives birth. Boy I love evolutionary psychology so this stuff really gets me going.

There is more to come on both the explainable and unexplainable eccentricities of nature. I only urge you to stay and get off on the nonsense with me.

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